Giuseppe Andrews Movies

  • 2006
    Long Row to Hoe

    Long Row to Hoe

    Long Row to Hoe

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    Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a...

    Long Row to Hoe
  • 2003
    The Date Movie

    The Date Movie

    The Date Movie

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    “Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the...

    The Date Movie
  • 2005
    Grandpa

    Grandpa

    Grandpa

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    “After a fall at a local bar, an elderly alcoholic asks his adult grandsons for one last favor. Seems several years ago he took five hookers to...

    Grandpa
  • 1996
    Invisible Mom

    Invisible Mom

    Invisible Mom

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    A family's life is thrown into comical chaos after mom accidentally drinks her inventor husband's latest concoction, an invisibility potion.

    Invisible Mom
  • 2011
    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

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    A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
  • 2003
    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken

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    Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t...

    Dad's Chicken
  • 2002
    In Our Garden

    In Our Garden

    In Our Garden

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    60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park...

    In Our Garden
  • 2004
    Who Flung Poo

    Who Flung Poo

    Who Flung Poo

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    An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he...

    Who Flung Poo
  • 2004
    Babysitter

    Babysitter

    Babysitter

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    Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including...

    Babysitter
  • 2011
    From the Head

    From the Head

    From the Head

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    Underneath Times Square, there's a strip club filled with beautiful women. Behind the club's bathroom door is Shoes, a bathroom attendant. For three...

    From the Head
  • 1989
    Getting It Right

    Getting It Right

    Getting It Right

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    Gavin is 31 years old and still lives with his parents. He is awfully shy but before he knows it there are three women interested in him. Lady...

    Getting It Right
  • 2007
    Garbanzo Gas

    Garbanzo Gas

    Garbanzo Gas

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    When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a...

    Garbanzo Gas
  • 2014
    Giuseppe Makes a Movie

    Giuseppe Makes a Movie

    Giuseppe Makes a Movie

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    While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate...

    Giuseppe Makes a Movie
  • 2004
    Actor

    Actor

    Actor

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    Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he...

    Actor
  • 2007
    Cat Piss

    Cat Piss

    Cat Piss

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    Cat Piss centers on director Andrews’ newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7...

    Cat Piss
  • 2006
    Cross Breeze

    Cross Breeze

    Cross Breeze

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    Giuseppe is working on some new tracks. He seeks advice from Ed. Turd Cramp.

    Cross Breeze
  • 2008
    It's All Not So Tragic

    It's All Not So Tragic

    It's All Not So Tragic

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    For film historian Greg Connor, things haven’t been going well. He’s had mental problems ever since the day he ruined his chance at being...

    It's All Not So Tragic
  • 2015
    Last Mango in Paris

    Last Mango in Paris

    Last Mango in Paris

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    A man moves into a boarding-room in a po-dunk town.

    Last Mango in Paris
  • 2016
    HANS I NEED TO SEE YOU

    HANS I NEED TO SEE YOU

    HANS I NEED TO SEE YOU

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    Giuseppe shreds on guitar

    HANS I NEED TO SEE YOU
  • 2014
    Pregnant With a Swastika

    Pregnant With a Swastika

    Pregnant With a Swastika

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    Giuseppe plays Bob Dillion, during the writing of the book "Tarantula" who lays an egg containing the ultimate woman

    Pregnant With a Swastika